Comic ditties for the 50th anniversary

If you want your anniversary to be fun and noisy, then you definitely need funny ones. Our authors offer you this version of ditties, which are written on the anniversary of a woman at 50 years old. Perform them and have fun so that you have only a positive feeling about the holiday.


Our lady is fifty
Lady berry again.
We will sing ditties
Let's pour ourselves a stack.

Is it age fifty?
Now, if only two to fifty!
One hundred, of course, this is the age,
Live a little more.

They came to you for the anniversary
Rather pour a stack!
We congratulate you
You health ... A lot!

Anniversary in full swing here
Everyone dances and sings.
I want to sing to you too
Happy Birthday to You!

Have a nice holiday
They all came to congratulate you.
You accept congratulations
Get the gifts soon!

Fifty, so fifty
This age is kindergarten.
That's how it will be one hundred and five,
Then we congratulate you.

Congratulations on your anniversary
You my dear.
And with all my heart I wish
Young man!

Years to you are not bosses,
Do not press, do not shout,
And as if in a smooth waltz
They just fly by
Leaving no traces
On your beauty
you again darling
At the very height.
The charm is yours
Don't kill for years
I wish at 50
To be like this!


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Happy anniversary wishes for a lovely woman

I can't believe you're half a century already!
Over the years, only younger and fresher
You became. And a smile on your lips!
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Half a century of rehearsals behind
Now it's time to start life
Let there be a place for love in it,
Success and opportunity to dream!


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And may all your new dreams
Come true faster, and always
Life is decorated with delicate flowers.


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It was hard, but you didn't give up.
It hurt - you didn't whimper.
And you've always been yourself
And sometimes dreams come true.


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We want you to be
Many years, many happy days
Happy birthday to you,
Be healthy, do not grow old in soul!


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Funny poem for 50 years
Always beautiful and beautiful
Graceful, with tenderness in the eyes,
You overshadow the bad weather
You are a woman, you are super class!
After all, 50 is not yet old,
After all, this is only half the way.
And we, at least as much
We want you to get through!
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Such a wonderful stage of life
A special age is your fifty!
My dear! I wish you
Stronger every year with a soul to get younger!


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To be the same luxurious woman,
Beloved, happy and also love!
May the anniversary year fulfill your dreams
And you will be successful and joyful!


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Today is a celebration, today
You have a magical anniversary!
Sea of ​​harmony and happiness
We wish on this day.


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Less sadness and anxiety
And more joy, warmth.
And let the roads be easy;
Love, as before, is deep.

And abundance from the horn
Let it flow into your family
And happiness given by God
Let him live in the family!


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To be beautiful in youth
It doesn't take much wisdom
And to shine after a year
You must always be a hard worker.


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And let your years fly
But stays forever
Your flexible mind and beauty,
And unearthly kindness.


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We congratulate you on your anniversary
We wish women's happiness again.
Opening a bottle of wine
Let's raise the glass!


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Fifty is just half
Ahead - a series of events!
Sweet birthday girl in sparks
Don't think about the years!


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Reflection flickers in the mirror -
All the envy: "Oh, how good!"
Hall today every moment
Will be compliments to breathe!


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Let the praises flow like a river,
Form a strong pedestal
So that no one with your bare hand
Until the century and did not get it!


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On the long-awaited anniversary
Pour yourself some wine!
Celebrate and have fun
Satisfy every whim!


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Be explosive and mischievous
How dashing in our youth!
Let the guys lay down in mountains
At your feet. After all, over the years you


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You just grow and grow
Like cognac you are good!
I will always repeat
What a year - it does not matter!


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Half a century, fifty, fifty dollars.
There are no more honorable and round dates.
Accept congratulations, birthday boy,
Nose up and look more fun!
Let the anniversary please with gifts,
And the phone rings, does not stop.
You are fifty, there is no more beautiful date.
The whole Earth congratulates you today!


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It's time for a golden life
When you want to taste every moment.
Congratulations on the start of a new life
After all, at fifty, I still did not comprehend everything.


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And how many more will you meet
Excitement, languor in the chest
Although there was already a lot of happiness behind,
But more is still waiting for you ahead.


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Let harmony be in your life,
New beautiful dreams will be born.
And let the house remain a full bowl,
In the years of not splashing warmth.


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Energetic, naughty
And extremely slender.
Believe me, everything about you
We speak honestly.


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Stay always
You are so beautiful.
Let the years go by.
Be always happy!


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The calendar is lying, we do not believe it,
You are younger than the young at heart!
And we do not measure life for years,
And we do not count gray hair.


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Good day for wishes
Great occasion for toasts
For unexpected confessions
For the sweetest pies.


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Surrounded by family, friends, neighbors.
At this festive table,
In honor of our anniversary lady,
Let's fill the glass with wine!


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Here fifty dollars arrived in time,
He did it just in time!
Let's celebrate the anniversary
Let's congratulate together!


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Your golden anniversary
Pour me a glass!
I congratulate you right now
And I'll drink to you in one gulp!


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Anniversary with our lady
We all came to her with flowers!
And they brought gifts
Pour it on quickly!


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I sing a song to you
I love you very much!
You don't waste time
Answer me with love!


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Cool, cool anniversary,
Rather pour a stack!
I drink to your health
I only love you


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I invite you to dance
I press you in the dance.
Oh, naughty hand
So it goes there!


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Congratulations to the whole family
Happy anniversary to you!
Only lived half a century,
Keep it up, 100 more!


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Wear a shorter skirt
Come dance with us.
You spin, spin as you want
Don't care about opinions!


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Anniversary we celebrate
And we raise our glasses.
We drink for the hero of the day,
Let's sing songs to him!


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You dance and laugh
Have fun and sing!
And all the guests are surprised
Here is the old woman, here she is!


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Gathered to congratulate you
Happy birthday to you!
Let's dilute the toasts with jokes
And we will sit in peace.


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Don't think about tomorrow
The head will buzz
And leave a hundred grams for breakfast,
To not get sick in the morning.


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Prick up tender ears
Let's sing ditties to you!
We wish you whatever you want
Joy from morning to night!


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There are no such words,
To express love
For you in the birth holiday
We wish you wonderful blessings!


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You are beautiful like spring
Everyone needs sunshine.
Light up the way
And be happy yourself!


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You have so many qualities
There is a lot to be praised for.
You mean so much to us
And bring joy to us!


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Always be so pretty
Like at a feast!
Let the devils jump in the eyes
And they never cry!


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I want to hug you
And wish ditty
Shine with your beauty
And become very happy!


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I want more laughter
You published from happiness!
Soft fur coat
And all the blessings at once!


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There is not much laughter
On your birthday especially.
I always wish you to be
Cheerful person!


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Let it bring a birthday
Flowers and treats.
And life without the hassle
For the rest of the year!


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I wish you a special day
Be happier in the world of everyone!
May fate be good
And success comes!


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Not only are you older
But he got really angry!
May they always be successful
Your holidays and weekdays.


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I want you to know,
For a man your age
You jumped all around
And you are not more successful!


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I give you a ditty
Listen to it until the end!
Do not be sad, but have fun -
Everything will offer life!


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Don't hold your holiday
Set up a nice table for us.
Everything will pay off three times,
If you remember me!


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Let them bring you envelopes
And they say hello.
And birthday gifts
Cause admiration!


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Wow, how cool
You look today!
Seen every morning
You start with love!


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There is always something to wish for
In modern everyday life.
Let it pamper
The life of you, dear!


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Let the wind of change
Will bring an iPhone, cayenne
And a cottage outside the city
Live long dearly!


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Let all women's whims
Touch the joy in life
And there will always be one
Who is ready to fulfill them!


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A woman needs to be happy
Be loved and rich.
It's hard without each other.
Know, friend, everything is possible!


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The best grandmother in the world
I dedicate my wishes
Joy and longevity
I wish you from the bottom of my heart!


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Do not be afraid of bumps, go around ditches,
After all, you managed to achieve a lot,
There will still be many obstacles on the way.
But you are confidently striding towards your goal!


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Then the stars will fall at your feet,
Then the wind will only obey you,
And the sun will only smile at you
And happiness will sparkle in your eyes!


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We won't wish you much
Your advantages cannot be counted
So stay, for God's sake,
Always the way it is!


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Today, on this long-awaited day,
I can’t believe that you are already “half a century”!
Over the years, only younger and fresher
You became. And a smile on your lips!


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And may all your new dreams
Come true faster, and always
Life is decorated with delicate flowers
We wish you to live happily up to a hundred years!


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Mommy dear, you gathered us
At the rich table on this anniversary.
Fifty is not much, even "just right"
Look: you raised glorious children!


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We are grateful to heaven for you, mother,
Grandchildren also love their grandmother.
Be strong, healthy (let me kiss!),
And live, as before, with dad, as in paradise!


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Let only joy settle in the soul,
Filling the future with happiness.
Though the times gone by can't be brought back,
Know: they did not pass uselessly!


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Woman on a wonderful anniversary -
Five decades - always sweet,
Like a linden in the middle of the fields
That bloomed magnificently in July!


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May the horizon be bright
And at the zenith of the sun - for many years!
In tart aromas from Dupont,
To be a beauty and not to know troubles!


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To be stylish, sublime, such,
From which - around the head!
So that around - fans in a crowd,
And from them - laudatory words!


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Ditties for the anniversary of a man- an excellent answer to the question of what to give for the anniversary of a man 50 years old, 60 years old. Of course, if you supplement them with a suitable material gift. She composed ditties for the anniversary of a man who will decorate any gift to a friend, relative or colleague, even just money. And today I’ll tell you a few ideas from life - what gifts please men “in the very juice”.

Our birthday is good for everyone,
But one thing confuses us:
That he is already fifty dollars -
We don't believe in anything!

Every year you are stronger
You won't find a better guy
Young and strong, like a cucumber,
But you can't drink away the experience!

Everyone knows that a man
Decorates with gray hair.
Let there be a reason for joy
There will be more than one in life!

You don't complain about
Old bones are crunchy
After all, you are not a hundred years old,
And only 50 (60)!

Let them say everywhere:
"Well done - give or take!"
Well, they will be a grandfather
Only grandchildren to name!

Interesting men -
Our weight in gold.
You love and be loved
Every day and every hour!

50 (60) is not just a date
And a nice number.
Be healthy, live richly
Be happy to the fullest!

On the anniversary of a man 60 years old, the first verse will be like this:

Well, show us your passport,
Are they telling the truth?
We won't believe in anything
Why are you sixty!

What to give a man for an anniversary of 50 years, 60 years

A man who celebrates the anniversary of 50 years, 60 years old, as a rule, is cheerful, active and successful. His main hobbies are traveling, hiking, football, summer cottage, and often also business. Such men are pleased with such gifts as: a shockproof waterproof mobile phone (an expensive thing), the same shockproof cool watch, an inflatable boat, a GPRS navigator, a sports uniform of a favorite football club and the like (I saw it myself). So ditties on the anniversary of a man 50 years old, 60 years old - an occasion to emphasize that he is still wow!

Don't know how to entertain guests, surprise at the 50th anniversary? Invite them to sing funny ditties. Laughter, smiles and good mood are provided for the holiday. Choose among our fun and funny ditties the most suitable.

Now you can wish a happy birthday in any way. But cheerful songs and ditties remain predominant.
On the resource This holiday, we have collected all the most sonorous ditties for the anniversary of 50 years for a woman, cool and classic options.

We are ditties for the anniversary
Written for two weeks
Now let's sing them to you
And to your dear guests!

Ditties on the motif "Ditlets of grandmothers hedgehogs"

We came for the anniversary
Pour us a glass
We will sing and dance.
Congratulations to our ___.

Stretch congratulations,
Let us all wave
Take instructions
Our jubilee.

We wish you warmth
And to make her dream come true.
And also great love.
We wish in a crowd.

So that the heart does not hurt
So that the skin does not age,
So that trouble does not torment
Our ____ never.

Stretch congratulations,
Let us all wave
Take instructions
Our jubilee.

We wished everything
Haven't forgotten anything.
And now it's time to walk
Celebrate your anniversary!

As you know, almost all ditties are sung to one motive, so it will not be difficult for anyone to substitute words for the desired tune. Only more mischief and fun in the mood. Chastushki on the anniversary of 50 years to a woman is a good musical congratulation. It will not leave indifferent either you, or the guests, or the hero of the day.

What is an anniversary?
It's just a bright day
We came to congratulate you
I didn't have to be discouraged.

You meet guests
Feed them, pour them
To not get angry
And they invited you.

We wish everything
What is stored in the mind
Never and no one
To not be ashamed.

Be healthy and happy
Many, many, many years.
So that you do not know sorrows
Our very close friend.

We wandered around the world
Passed all the shores
You have accumulated happiness
And good luck two bags.

Brought you love
Full suitcases.
You take a gift
So that we don't get it.

_______ has a birthday
The holiday is wonderful
Because we are all ditties
They sang so hard.

Anniversary dear,
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.
You are young at heart
Don't look at the years.

You are your energy
You will also conquer space.
Well, pour us quickly
Why are you sitting quietly?

She poured us a cup,
Thank you.
And now let's continue
We sing beautiful songs.

We wish from the bottom of our hearts
Good health,
Never be sad
Resume feasts.

At your table by the river,
Let the treats flow.
And then it will be better
All congratulations here.

So let's get started now
______ praise,
After all, the door opened for us
For congratulations.

You are good today
It can be seen that the soul sings
So go dance
And help us sing along.

You are sociable, diligent,
Do not give yourself rest.
For you, probably
Everything is possible on earth!

Don't let your friends let you down
They always come into the house for tea,
Let the grandchildren, children please,
And a gift in an envelope!

Our ____ gorgeous,
You won't give thirty in appearance,
And behind her so stubborn
Grooms go by the crowd!

And your anniversary is not a problem,
He only counts the years
We will survive it
Tomorrow we will start a new journey!

congratulations
We sing here from the heart.
You quickly take them
And hug us tight.

We wish a bunch of butterflies
There were, just in case.
So that in your pocket two thousand,
Lost there at the bottom.

So that you don't look for them
And the others instantly got it,
We will add a friend
A couple million.

So that the car is under the window,
Didn't fade, didn't rust
Together with my man,
You rush to the Seychelles.

Sunbathe in Bali
Don't worry about work.
Won't disappear anywhere
Will be waiting for you at home.

We wish you an anniversary
So that you don't feel sad
And from famous couturiers
She wore all the coats.

To a house with three floors,
Destiny gave you.
And it had a lot of kids
Sweet candies.

promotion at work
Give our congratulations
humble subordinates,
In the boss of lovers.

We wanted a lot
What is interesting, choose
And do it faster
Bring desire into life.

We will help you in everything
And we will always support
Let's increase the state
And keep from trouble.

Congratulations soon
Our ____ accept,
And your friends, guests,
Surprise and entertain.

Well, we'll sit down at the table,
We eat and drink there
If suddenly you ask us,
We'll sing you an encore.

Anniversary, anniversary
Pour on the hero of the day,
Let him drink everything to the bottom
He has another hundred years to live.

And let him treat his friends
Let it pay attention
And then his friends
Will always be faithful.

Congratulations on your anniversary
We wish you happiness, joy
Good health to you
We wish you at the feast.

Never lose heart
A century with a loved one to while away.
And so that the children do not hesitate,
The grandson was awarded.

We wish the hero of the day
To work faster
Well, summer holidays are hotter,
Yes, stormier than the night.

For the husband to give flowers,
And he carried it in his arms.
Pleased with surprises
Put up with whims.

Don't forget about your friends
You invite them to visit
Pleased to you
Helped sometimes

We congratulated you
Even though they've always done it.
Now it's time to shut up
Sit down and pour.

Under the words of each ditty, you can pick up a special attribute, as a staged gift. If a song is sung about a bag, then you can arrange a simple bag in beautiful paper and give it as a gift, and so on.

But, of course, your congratulations will be the most original!

March 13, 2017 .

Or a birthday for everyone: a woman and a man on their 50th birthday, 55th birthday, 60th birthday, and so on ... Funny ditties for an anniversary or birthday will perfectly cheer up the hero of the day or the hero of the day, decorate the holiday and help to present gifts in an interesting way. To make ditties for a round anniversary date appropriate for the holiday, choose the texts of ditties in such a way that among them there are no ditties with obscenities, or vulgar ditties. After all, among the guests there will be not only adults, but also children! Have a wonderful atmosphere for your anniversary!

Anniversary ditties for a man

1. We will sing ditties
And let's go to the squat,
Anniversary like it
Well, we'll be famous!

2. I'm ditties for the anniversary
I've been writing all week!
And now I'll sing them to you
Do not judge how I can!

3. Anniversary, anniversary,
Come to me soon!
Anniversaries are not afraid!
I will rejuvenate again!

4. To the young hero of the day
Girls build eyes
Look at him,
Well, what kind of grandfather is he?

5. This anniversary year
I'm getting fifty.
I decided not to be bored
I'm going to look for my wife!

6. Our hero of the day is sad,
He has a sad look
Don't be sad, dear
You are still young!

7. Oh, now the table is rich,
Meaningful treats
Feed us, hero of the day,
Do me a favor!

8. Ah, ditties are good,
Anniversary for the soul,
You give up on everything,
Age, right, golden!

9. Anniversary, anniversary,
Our hero of the day is young,
Be healthy and don't be sad
Love your wife!

10. In this jubilee year,
Only luck awaits you
Hang out with your friends
Us boys.

11. All relatives gathered,
The celebration is yours!
Oh, we walk until the morning,
To white heat!

12. Today is your day
your birth
It is named round date
In honor of the belly rounding!

13. The hero of the day is young,
The girls are following you!
Don't furrow your eyebrows
And keep the girls warm!

Ditties for the anniversary of a woman

1. Ah, ditties are good,
I will sing them from the heart.
Sing along with me
Praise the jubilee!

2. They say, they say
That grow old at fifty
Bullshit, bullshit
When the soul is young!

3. Your anniversary has come,
Don't regret mistakes.
Think only of the good
About the young cavalier!

4. Such a beautiful woman,
I won't even give you thirty
Behind her a noisy crowd
Grooms walk briskly!

5. The anniversary will come suddenly,
Don't be sad, friend!
We will cry, we will sing,
And let's start life again!

6. Come dance
Anniversary with us
You are our beauty
So what, that grandmother!

If you need more ditties for the anniversary, then the ditties are further categorized by date:

50 years

At fifty, at fifty
This is just the beginning,
And girlish beauty
It just shows up!

Don't be sad that 50
But experience and charge,
You can do everything, you know
Fulfill your dreams!

At 50, please don't sour
You are not a grandmother at all,
You are a beautiful girl
Smile to everyone!

55 years

Two fives - yes!
Years well spent!
Now come on, keep it up
Fulfill all ideas!

You have retired
And left things
Rest now like a king!
Well, don't forget us!

to deal with nonsense
The hero of the day does not want
He is a business man
And very solid!

Fifty and five again
We have a reason to fire!
Anniversary year will pass
Anniversary lucky!

Chastushki for the anniversary of 55 years for a woman comic

1. We respect you
Our hero of the day
Live a day without you
Even impossible.

2. Two fives - it doesn't matter,
This age is bullshit
My neighbor is one hundred and five
Try to beat her!

3. You are so beautiful today
And the hair is just class!
And men's eyes are burning,
They will take you away, the hour is not even.

4. Let from today
Life will start sweet
You will have skin
As smooth as a baby.

5. May health and good luck
Do not pass by
Two fives for luck
You always carry with you.

6. You are a great specialist
By my work
Ready to move mountains
In any weather.

7. You are cultured and diligent,
And self-confident
You're probably not afraid
Any work on Earth.

8. Fifty and five is not much
By the clock of the universe
You are still at the threshold
Life is very long.

9. Let health not fail
And love comes to your house.
Grandchildren please and children,
And our gift in an envelope!

60 years

At sixty do not hang your nose,
And work like a locomotive!
Always be on the move
And never sour!

At 60, 60...
Anniversaries do not sit
The head is shaking -
Anniversary runs!

(chastushka to the hero of the day in connection with retirement):

In the garden, in the garden,
Anniversary 60,
Still young, like
Get back!

65 years old

That's what hit you
Sixty and five now
Hands to feet - and forward!
To work, to the garden!

Sixty plus five, believe me
Anniversary is coming.
Dry your tears, pull yourself up
Do something you need!

Anniversaries happen once
Sixty and five.. Atas!
Just don't panic
Pamper yourself better!

70 years old

We will sing ditties
At the age of seventy
Wait for us in thirty years
For your century!

75 years old

Our dear hero of the day,
You are not old at all!
You are seventy + five
Cucumber you again!

80 years old

You are eighty years old
You are not a grandfather yet!
You are young at heart
And the character is golden!

85 years old

You are eighty five
Wipe your tears again
Do not grieve, but dance,
Sing ditties for the soul!

90 years old

Ninety - respect
This age is not easy!
And I wish you health
On your golden anniversary!

95 years old

Ninety-five for you
Smile at your destiny
We'll be back in five years
For your centenary!

100 years

Anniversary exactly one hundred!
You and I are lucky!
We love you with all our heart
For your good deeds!

Chastushki for the anniversary of the pope for 55 years (to order)

Exercise: Grandchildren (8 and 10 years old) will congratulate grandfather on his 55th birthday, but I wanted to dress them up as the grandfather of the hero of the day and his wife - grandmother, and as if they sing ditties about each other. (4 ditties from each).

A little about the hero of the day: Yurik (as his wife calls him) is a fisherman, an avid hunter. Tanker in the army. After school, he studied in the city of Sasovo as a pilot - he ran away and did not finish his studies. He worked as a driver on a Kamaz in LMMS, then as a fuel truck driver. Niva car. They live in the village of Kriusha. He built a bathhouse, a greenhouse, a gazebo. Often lies in the hospital with kidney stones. Mustache all my life.

Wife Tanya. Nurse at the Kriushinsky hospital (three days later). Two grandchildren. Daughter. Son-in-law. Matchmakers. Knows how to knit, bakes pies, bakes mined meat. She herself is from the village of Malinovka (I brought her from there after the wedding), where relatives now live. This year on September 27 to retire (will also be 55 years old)

Anniversary ditties

Yura sings:

1.) I brought it from Malinovka
I am my own bride.
Instantly Tanya will knit a scarf
And knead the dough!

Tanya sings:

1.) Fishing and hunting
Yurika is always on the hunt.
Yura rushes into the forest on the Niva, -
The game itself runs to him!

Yura sings:

2.) Kidney stones, that's the trouble,
How to be, Tanyusha?
Are you a super nurse?
In the village of Kriusha.

Tanya sings:

2.) Yuri, I will give you advice,
There is no use for stones!
Go to the sea more often
Get better pearls!

(Or alternatively:
Get rid of the stones
Drink some water, don't be sorry.
Go to the sanatorium
Get rid of pain.)

Yura sings:

3.) My sweet wife,
Game baked today.
Guests licked their fingers
They even ate bones with meat!

Tanya sings:

3.) Yurik flew to Sasovo,
Chased sparrows in the sky.
Yura thought: “Not mine!”
And he ran away. Well, my!

Yura sings:

4.) Come on over me, Tanya,
Stop smiling!
Soon we will be 55,
Celebrate with you!

Tanya sings:

4.) Yurik, dear, don't be angry,
Celebrate your anniversary.
I love you all my life
And I adore the mustache!

We also write ditties to order about your hero of the day. Deadline 1 day.

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